Does the Outlier Press web site have a washroom?

Does this site have a washroom?

Yes, and it's a particularly nice one, clean and comfortable, with a big tub, a chair, a well-stocked bookshelf, and French windows which open onto an apple orchard. Unfortunately, you can't use it. Someone is in there, and has been ever since we opened the site – we don't know who. They won't come out. We apologize for the inconvenience.